missing you

“me without you is like / a sneaker without laces / a geek without braces / asentenceswithoutspaces”

Kurt Vonnegut

…you are what you pretend to be.

embrace!

her: Today apparently is Embrace your Geekness Day.

me: Everyday is “embrace your geekness” day for me.

sensitive matter

Me: My grades this semester have been coming in one by one and it’s making my GPA behave like the stock market.

Him: Well, the stock market isn’t doing so well these days…

Me: Shut up. I hate you.

Dorothy Allison

at the “What is Feminist Politics Now? Local and Global”

“The next thing I know, my back is in spasm, my knees are up to my neck. I may be having sex or I may be dying. With me, I never know.”

“No, no, I am not a lesbian, I am a dyke.”

“Now, I’m almost post-menopausal. And I’m praying for a hot flash because I’m freezing.”

Edmund Hillary

It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.

Futurama

Leela, how could you?! Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? Stop testing our love!

- Zapp Brannigan, upon discovering that Leela impregnated Kif by the touch of her hand.

Dan Dennet

A virus is a string of nucleoacids with attitude.

size matters

while holding my USB drive in my hand

me: Hey, can I grab something from your computer?

him: Grab something… like my porn?

me: No, like something that would fit on 4 gigs.

Martha Graham

I take the puppet, which is myself, and I fling him against the sky.